Im still laughing over this

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

Milk is from breasts yum

you're making me so sad

Just saw an adult man growl at a qr code on the wall

Fuck a personality test. Which label sticker r u?

Two friends are relaxing in a bedroom. "Hey check this out", says one to the other; he grabs ahold of the active ceiling fan's blades, and pushes them in the opposite direction. The fan begins spinning counterclockwise, all of the air in the room is sucked to the ceiling and the two friends suffocate

i love when smthing makes u mad and then u eat food and ur like okay that was still wrong but im normal about it now

taps mic haha. lot of dwarves in the c.rowd tonight

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

Do we just have no standards whatsoever about what things are worthwhile to talk about

Remember when Nat Geo was a prestigious publication?

Yeah

Oh. I see.